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Tormus's new Shop and Bar
#1
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A new notice has been plastered onto buildings, trees, and a few distracted tailors detailing the following.

Tormus has expanded his shop!
Quayside Revelries.
On the northern end of merchant street just across the bridge.
North East of the bank.
Right next to the museum.

Talk to Hunter about booze.
Tip him and he might even sing.

Talk to Amadi to buy this shite:
Scrolls
Reagents
Smut

Talk to Casilda to buy this shite:
Fish and Fish Accessories
Arrows
Magical Weapons
Magical Armor
Booty (Juka Bows, Arcane Crystals and more!)

Other offerings are available by arrangement, procurement, and grand larceny.
-T


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#2
A notice plastered over old notices about Tormus's Bar.

Quayside Revelries Happy Hour!
Sunday the 22nd!
3:00 PM!

There will be live music!
There will be entertainment!
There will be (not free) Booze!
Somebody might get set on fire!
There will be food!

Tormus will be bartending.
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#3
A new notice has been pasted over the last few notices.

Tormus's Shop is Havin a Sale!


We got too much loot!
So now we be selling it cheap!

Cheapest Scrolls!
Cheaper Fish!
Cheaper Booty!
Cheaper Weapons!
And Smut!

No longer sellin arrows.
Sellin new books soon!
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#4
Scrawled in what appears to be a child's handwriting in multiple colors is a message on the bottom of one of the sales flyers:

You need more tables
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#5
(10-09-2019, 12:21 AM)Cele Wrote: Scrawled in what appears to be a child's handwriting in multiple colors is a message on the bottom of one of the sales flyers:

You need more tables

Tormus reads the note and sighs.
"But then there be less room for dancin. Yeh can't dance on tables!"
A moment of revelation hits him.
"...Ah need more tables."
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#6
Yet another posting, however this time to save paper, Tormus has started to just directly carve the message into trees, ceilings, walls, and the most cooperative volunteers.

Quayside Revelries is now selling something new:
MURDERLOGUES

It's a travel guide that tells you how to kill people.

The first Murderlogue is for the Giant Hills.
Each Murderlogue includes:
A stylish bookbag.
A rune for Giant Hills
A recall scroll
A Frost Troll's Axe
A three-part guidebook describing the culture and history of the giant hills, how to kill the giants, and what sort of shite you can steal from them.

Buy your Murderlogue from Casilda today!
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